joshsux: when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget
eggsammich: eggsammich: eggsammich: look at the time that’s all i needed you to do. look at it. that’s all. that’s literally all you needed to do. your work is over. go and rest, hero. you did it. you sure looked at the time. you looked at it good
Reblog if you think no one has a crush on you.
tarotdactylskittles: thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy: whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor: lets-get-drunk-and-gamble: sassy-tunney:
h0odrich: It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
sircuddlebuns: superlockthetardis: can we talk about the way the letter g is written on computer fonts if i ever try to write that on paper it looks so weird same with the number 9 like if i write it like that it looks like a fuckin g
yay84: bondoge: you people find the dumbest things to argue about no we dont
pau1y: what if 911 called you
amazingdanisnotsocoollike: amazingdanisnotsocoollike: why do seagulls fly over the sea because if they fly over bays they would be baygels
dorkyfrancis: francis bonnefoy
Peppermint Nitrams: In Defense of Gamzee Makara:... →
aproperroman: The Grand Highblood, Gamzee’s ancestor, was VICIOUS. He sat in a throne room where the walls were painted in the blood of Trolls from every color of the Hemospectrum, EVEN ROYALTY! As such, viciousness and bloodthirst was in Gamzee’s blood. BUT HE PURPOSEFULLY TOOK SOPOR SLIME, A SUBSTANCE KNOWN TO HAVE SERIOUS, LONG-TERM, HARSH SIDE EFFECTS ON THE TROLL BRAIN, JUST SO HE...
sherwat: chrissykilljoybitchtits: inc-omparable: im-fandoomed: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Here in Canada you can Here in England we just… scream and run Here in Scotland we paint our...
mooshnuggies: when you want to talk to people but dont want to bother them
ohshitfuckimhomestuck: arane8serket: imagine karkat voicing a gps STEER TO THE RIGHT DUMBASS. NO YOUR OTHER RIGHT! FUCK ARE YOU STUPID?! LET ME FIND A DIFFERENT FUCKING ROAD YOU SHITHEAD
leonardsmccoy: she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit jim, i’m a doctor
beyonces-butt: I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
pimp-of-paps: i wish i can draw rly good and have a nice recognizable art style and my coloring is beautiful ah i wish i can do art
yay84: eldritchwhore: the tumblr app is okay in my book because i can lay in any awkward position and it won’t turn every which way until you tap on a phOTO POST